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The sad state of things in our great country -

TAGS: arms fail usa military weapons
Rating: 4.74/5

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bkaraus - August 25, 2013, 12:47 am
How is that AK in every house working out?
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 4:41 pm
It's more capable than most of what the American family is permitted to have. There's a lot of places now where even the Garand is illegal to own, to say nothing about semiauto ARs, AKs, M1As... ALL of which are illegal in many jurisdictions.
AMarinesGrandson - April 12, 2013, 12:58 am
The AK47 is modern?

Teach them young!!! -

TAGS: gun weapon
Rating: 4.86/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:44 pm
I dare someone to come to the door to solicitate anything now
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 8:41 pm
She knows to use the biped and put the shoulder stock against a tree.
Andrei1945 - May 14, 2012, 8:06 pm
Dang, i love this weapon!

Gun safety! -

Truth.... -

TAGS: truth weapon gun control
Rating: 4.9/5

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kingcrazy - October 28, 2015, 1:27 pm
So, not only did you respond to a 2 year old comment but you responded to the wrong one AND didn't understand what i was saying? LOL good job idiot.
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 11:02 am
Please accept my apology for accidentally putting my reply to kingcrazy's stupidity on your comment. I fully agree with your comment but was confused by the reversing of the order the comments were in.
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:55 am
Just because you know that you would kill somebody just because you were carrying a gun does not make it true of most people.
Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:54 am
Just because you know that you would kill somebody just because you were carrying a gun does not make it true of most people.
p38l5 - April 30, 2014, 5:39 am
A gun is made to shoot bullets. I have sh** many targets and have killed no one. The person determines its intent, not the object.
kingcrazy - January 6, 2013, 1:44 am
true they dont. but not teaching proper gun safty and not using common sense can cause a lot of harm. a gun is made to kill, you cant be surprised when it does and you cant be surprised when it is used for wrong

Truth! -

TAGS: weapons chaingun
Rating: 4.76/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 5:53 pm
how do you know which ones are zombies and which ones are yanks
realogic - January 10, 2013, 7:46 pm
WHat if you had a giant bonfire of marijuana with some fans and sent the smoke their way. Then left bags of brains flavoured doritos.

Best AR in the world -

What do you think? -

TAGS: weapons
Rating: 4.46/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:55 pm
Only because you got hit by a dingbat with a sixty pound gun. If you get sh** by this it is because God hates you.
c9gunner - April 28, 2012, 1:24 am
it's a .50 w/night scope + 5.56 (notice the mag) + M203 + Rem 870 (not mossberg, notice the port and bolt) + Desert Eagle + combat knife
Gath - January 20, 2012, 11:21 am
it's a .50 cal with M-203 underslung with the mossberg500 etc. etc.
jedimonk - January 13, 2012, 4:04 pm
yet he is missing a bibod... so on the move with a bolt action rifle with 30 pounds on the front end and the magnification of that scope, id say youre pretty safe
falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 1:02 pm
Let's see: A .50Cal sniper with a big-ass scope, with an underslung M26, with an underslung grenade launcher, undersulng mossberg500, underslung pistol, and underslung knife. Yep, you're f***ed.

Go figure -

TAGS: weapon fail
Rating: 4.95/5

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arcticfalcon662 - March 12, 2013, 7:03 am
WHY WHY WHY didn't obi just turn it on there and then?!

Its my gun -

TAGS: cat weapon
Rating: 4.86/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:14 pm
That's the last time that dog will come after me, so who's next?

Truth... -

Awesome! -

TAGS: awesome weapon
Rating: 4.92/5

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willystuff - April 4, 2014, 8:12 pm
that's cool, I like that

Awesome gun monkey! -

TAGS: army monkey gun weapon
Rating: 4.93/5

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falloutghoul - July 4, 2012, 10:57 pm
The gun is an accessory.

That is awesome! -

TAGS: barrel weapon firearm
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 10:22 am
I still prefer belt fed.

Truth! -

Your new standard issue! -

Truth! -

Damn budget cuts! -

TAGS: weapon fail
Rating: 5/5

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mooja - May 14, 2012, 2:06 am
Sir, I don't think that's going to work.

Love at first sight! -

TAGS: weapons firearms
Rating: 5/5

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BobChica - September 19, 2014, 1:17 am
Yes. Otherwise it is ill-suited for its secondary function: acting as a holster. I'm not saying that it's a good idea but it's not like early 20th century Europeans were all that adept at designing handguns, anyway.
Empires - July 27, 2013, 12:47 am
Must i say it? Ok. Have you ever played Day of Defeat?
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:21 am
Is it REALLY necessary for the Mauser to have such a large stock?

Innovation -

Military Humor -

Damn strait! -

Mayor Bloomberg -

Damn strait! -

Happy valentines day! -

Awesome! -

Win -

Teach them young, and the right way... -

Who Wants one? -

Nice weapon -

Choose wisely! -

TAGS: win zombies military humor weapon
Rating: 5/5

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50gunner09 - April 5, 2015, 7:13 pm
dammit-a wall:(
skaszyns - October 16, 2014, 5:27 pm
a box of fund raising chocolates...d***, I'm screwed
justaguy - March 21, 2014, 2:50 am
a wooden block or a pencil... i can make it work
50cal - March 20, 2014, 7:32 pm

Sadly, a wine bottle.... But it is a blunt object!!! Anybody else?

Lucky 50cal! -

What would you choose? -

TAGS: weapon
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - December 5, 2012, 5:57 pm
Depends on the situation. It would be poor sport to shoot at thrown baseballs, and what use would an a**ault rifle be in your home?

I want them! -

Where is the guard? -

You know that feeling... -

TAGS: weapon military humor funny
Rating: 5/5

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Ron2 - March 25, 2014, 6:36 pm
First week? It's been over 25 years and I'm still like that.

Cool or no? -

The forward assist -

Make sure your lady knows how to use it -

Overkill? -

TAGS: firearm army rifle military weapon
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 7, 2015, 5:49 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'

What a replacement butt-stock -

TAGS: weapon b***-stock fail
Rating: 5/5

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fgd051943 - October 24, 2017, 6:54 pm
The AK on the left has a shovel handle! It was made from a $2 shovel bought from a flea market.
jedimonk - July 17, 2012, 2:48 pm
True Dragunov?? or the chinese PSL?

What the heck? -

This is my weapon, this is my gun..... -